Whether you be human,
Watching the daily news on the TV can turn you into a...
Blood Sucking Insomniac!
BLOOD SUCKING INSOMNIAC
What can you say about an ancient vampire who cannot sleep because of its human-like depression?
Can you give that bloodletting, feral, godless monster any sympathy for its personal horror?
Why would that creature of the horror darkness of the dark night even, in any way, expect sympathy?
Too bad for an evil creature of the night... no one told you to watch the real world horrors on CNN... making you sad and depressed as the humans you hunt for food!