YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

The house music is thumping to the heartbeats of the night dancers on the dance floor.

Hookups are bound to happen on this moonlit Friday night... they are inevitable.

You better at least make an effort to know something about your conquest, though.

Because in the morning,

When the sun arises,  

You might so shocked and surprised by what you discover that you might exclaim...

You Can't Be Serious!

RLJ

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

((Flint, Michigan)

What happened to Mark Lansing last night was so over-the-top crazy that he still can't believe it!

The dried blood and dust he's cleaning off his bed sheets and pillows and bedroom walls is a stark reminder!

You bring home a hot woman from the bar up the street, you chain her hands and feet to your bed as you do dirty things to her and she turns out to be a bloodlust filled vampire!

You didn't realize what she really was until the morning sun through the window burned her to ashes right there in front of you... leaving you to dumbfounded as you exclaimed, "You can't be serious!"

RLJ