BY THE MOONLIGHT OF THE SUPERMOON

What is that late night glow outside your window?

Is there a helicopter up in the dark sky with a spotlight?

No, fellow horror fiend, it is a huge supermoon!

And, tonight it is rare in its oversized glow...

By The Moonlight Of The Supermoon!

RLJ

BY THE MOONLIGHT OF THE SUPERMOON

(Trinidad, Colorado)

Better for you tonight, men and women, that you sit there indoors quietly before your televisions!

The huge supermoon draws out the scary things that lurk deeper still in the shadows of the night!

You sit there humbly and enjoy your NFL and your Basketball and your The Walking Dead!

This special supermoon has bathed all the monsters in super moonlight, making them drunk with feral bloodlust... and very dangerous!

RLJ