We're 57 years deep in the post-zombie apocalypse!
The few human survivors in DC fight hard to live!
The search for food is as tough as the fight against the zombies!
But things just got a whole lot better... with one man's memory!
And The Horror Of Starvation Is Averted
WEK
THE HORROR OF STARVATION IS AVERTED
(Washington, DC)
I remember reading in an old magazine that nobody needs to starve during the zombie apocalypse!
The first things the article said to do was gather all the canned goods you can find and hoard them!
Next, separate the cans by expiration date... and always remember that canned food is edible well after that date!
And lastly, if you can't find a can opener... don't panic, you can always open a can of food by vigorously scrubbing the top of the can on... the sidewalk!
ELS
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