Only a fool paddles down that river by himself!
Be the fool and... Disrespect Nature At Your Own Risk!
DISRESPECT NATURE AT YOUR OWN RISK
"What a friggin' bad idea this was," bemoaned Chadwick as he pulled his canoe onto the Mangrove roots.
The Alligator bit a big hole right through the back end of his boat... allowing the swamp to swallow him.
He thought it would be a big stress relief to paddle out here miles away from civilization for a few hours.
But, the Alabama River is an unforgiving hell with ancient dinosaur demons waiting to consume disrespectful humans!