Ah, the ultimate comfort food...
With a dash of that special ingredient!
I love making my... Soup For One!
SOUP FOR ONE
I love a little homemade soup a few hours before I go to sleep every night.
In three cups of water boil a dash of pepper, one half onion, one flavor cube, one stalk of celery,
And one half green pepper for three minutes... then add one package of Asian noodles.
Cook for two minutes... excellent taste... oh, don't forget the two dashes of human blood!