So, you're sitting in your home minding your own business.
Suddenly, absurdity forces itself into your life...
As you're sitting there on your living room couch.
Can anyone really question your reaction during those...
Twenty-two Seconds Of Horror?
TWENTY-TWO SECONDS OF HORROR
Officer, I heard the noise approaching my house long microseconds before the impact.
I was watching the ball game on the TV when the sound came to my ears... before the implosion.
My living room wall suddenly was a slow motion special effect splattering debris all around me.
Then the car, with its drunken driver, was inside my house... I don't remember dragging him from his car and pummeling him!