In the year 2123,
Dr. Max Marcus created the machine that would change the world.
Everyone around the globe felt the hope that his invention promised.
But the jockeys the USA's government are very jealous bastards...
They Do Not Want You To Have What They Have!
THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE WHAT THEY HAVE
...The mad scientist's experiment, turning water into wine, looked very promising, indeed.
Actually, his "Midas Touch" transmogrify collider proved to be a device that could eliminate hunger.
Wine was just a pet project... changing trash into edible food sources could be a paradigm shift...
Until the Republican Senate and the Republican house voted to force the FDA to take over his work!...