BEAR MEAT

In the Animal Kingdom,

Life boils down to this fact...

Eat, or be eaten!

Sometimes, if an animal fails to hunt its winter prey,

It might, in fact, become... Bear Meat!

RLJ

BEAR MEAT

(Kiana, Alaska)

Maxwell Marks burst into the kitchen door of his house unannounced... making his wife grab her chest in shock..

"What the hell?" She screamed at her wild haired hunter of a husband, who was supposed to be out hunting Elk for winter meat.

"Sue!" Maxwell blurted out. "You won't guess in a million years what the fuck I shot over by Sam's Ridge three hours ago!"

He took his confused wife by the hand and led her outside where, on the flatbed of his truck, was the grizzly bear that horrified them all through last winter!

RLJ