NEAR TO DEATH BY SPORTS OBSESSION

The cloud of exhaustion has just faded from my eyes.

My blood pressure has finally reduced itself.

Now I must write these words of catharsis.

Words about why I'm... Near To Death By Sports Obsession!

RLJ

NEAR TO DEATH BY SPORTS OBSESSION

(Herndon, Virginia)

Oh, the horror... the horror!

I'm getting too old for this heart stopping NBA madness!

I'm gripping my heart as this Warriors vs. Thunder game has ended!

Oh my god... I'm practically murdering my soul, from the heart out, with this psycho sports fan insanity of mine!

RLJ