The secrets inside deep woods forests,
In places so remote explorers travel to map them,
There exists the chance that one might end up as... Fresh Meat!
FRESH MEAT (AN EXCERPT)
(Aniakchak National Preserve, Alaska)
...I admit it, the first time I tasted human flesh I was repulsed by what I was chewing on!
But, my mentor guided me in the ways to season human meat... and how to enjoy it!
It was never murder, he told me, when we captured a man and cooked him like a hog!
This is our sacred land and if those men insist on coming out here... well, we'll eat them, too!...