NECK WOUNDS

Just who really designs these monstrous devices of necessary use?

Gaston is asking himself this question, as he is bleeding all over his bathroom sink.

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NECK WOUNDS

Are you kidding me with this crazy guillotine device horror show?

I saw the advertisement for this new advanced shaving razor on the TV three weeks ago.

I ordered this whacked-out contraption and used it this morning after my shower.

I can't show my face today... this thing cut up my neck like a vampire ripping me to shreds.

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