I can talk directly into my phone and record my every word.
It is all about the applications.
It is too much fun telling myself about my day...
And then reminding myself later on of what I have said before.
I have recently discovered another fantastic application.
It has changed my life.
Today, I will tell myself why...
I Love This Application!
I LOVE THIS APPLICATION
I love my new +iPhone 6 app... I can stalk you with the tap of an onscreen button!
I can scan personal information from you from the other side of the gas pump at the gas station!
You'll never know I have all the information I need to break into your life whenever I decide to!
Gone are the old days when a serial killer had to actually work at being a stealthy murderer like me!