Why do people let their cats out in the morning to freely roam the neighborhood?
Don't these people realize that cats are evil and consume the souls of mankind?
And what is a man supposed to do when he is trapped inside for days on end from...
The Sounds Of Cats!
THE SOUND OF CATS
Robert Mason-Jones tells his tale of his hatred toward animals, especially "goddamn fucking cats!"
All of his life has been a series of weird caveats as he tries to avoid the animals around him.
Birds, squirrels, chipmunks, and dogs make him crazy... but not so much more that cats!
He has been holed-up inside his apartment for seven days straight... because the "evil" meowing is coming from just outside the door!