What beverage washes down something so tasty and so salty?
A BEER ON THE SIDE
The football game on the LCD television in the background was surely a big distraction.
I couldn't enjoy my meal of blood and gore as the crowd roared from the touchdown!
Just because I am a forever hungry creature of the darkest night some call a Ghoul,
I still love me some good old NFL football with my blood and flesh... and a beer on the side!