When a lady meets a man she likes and goes on that first date...
What should her assumptions be about just who this man is?
Will he meet her... Expectations?
Well, you blew it again... didn't you, Sam... with your warped expectations!
As usual, the final outcome of your interaction with the lady went as expected!
The hottest of the hot chicks always come to you like a butterfly to an orchid!
But, you then ruin your own mojo by announcing the fact that you are a "former" serial killer!