All the demons in hell roared!
All the angels in heaven cried!
All the gods of sports just choked on a fish bone!
The Eagle Consumed The Cowboy!
THE EAGLE CONSUMED THE COWBOY
It was a waking nightmare that consumed every neuron in the brain of Ronald Jones!
He closed his eyes on the night the nightmare began... to not open them until is was over.
The rumors were shouted loud and clear and true by the evil ones who cast an avian silhouette.
The nightmare is a soul sucking reality -- Demarco Murray is now a freaking Philadelphia Eagle!