Things might not be quite right in a household when the two parties inside keep...
A Secret Gun In Their Closet!
A SECRET GUN IN THEIR CLOSET
Last week, an angry Albert Marmond drove over the the local gun shop and purchased a handgun.
He also purchased a box of bullets for the gun... because you need bullets to use the gun on your enemies.
"What the hell is Albert going to do with that gun," his wife asked herself when she found it in the closet?
She doesn't want to find out... so, she took the gun and the bullets to the town police, gave the items to the sergeant and went back home... with the three bullets she kept for her own hidden handgun!