They call themselves the QQQ.
Only they know where they come from.
But know this, they come from way out there beyond our solar system.
The 32 member crew of the solar ship QUAZXXPM are near the end of their 25 year long trek.
They are now finished observing this blue planet... studying its savage highest life form.
They have concluded that they do not need to invade this planet.
The chaos and horror these being inflict upon themselves is the stuff of nightmares!
The humans will murder themselves well before the QQQ go home and return in a century!
One of the QQQ murmured, "What a goddamn waste of nature!" as they flicked off the observation screens and began to lift off of the moon!
THE GENOCIDE OF THE HUMAN RACE IS IN FULL EFFECT (AN EXCERPT)
(Mare Vaporum, The Moon Of Planet Earth)
The genocide of the human race is in full effect... and they don't even have to wait for the world to end!
The genocide of the human race is in full effect... the humans are actually murdering each other!
The genocide of the human race is in full effect... they could have easily reversed their horrible demise!
The genocide of the human race is in full effect... a little world wide psychotherapy could have saved them all!