In one of the dark corners of the basement,
Grandpa Al Landers has just removed the bottom bricks in the wall.
Hidden in the secret recess,
Is the leather bound storage case.
He opened the clasp on the top and began to take out the contents.
Oh yea, Grandpa Still Has His Sharp Wooden Stakes!
GRANDPA STILL HAS HIS SHARP WOODEN STAKES
Al Landers is now old, gray haired and broken down... and still filled with plenty enough energy.
That energy raised his kids to adulthood, to college and out of the house... and now he has plenty of free time.
Before the kids, before his wife forced him to give up vampire hunting for domestication, he led a dangerous life.
Al Landers is now old, gray haired and broken down... and he can't wait to get back out there and... hunt down and kill more vampires!