SURPRISE

Wanda has a secret.

God help anyone she reveals it to.

Herbet Blatt has a secret, too... he is a serial murdering vampire.

And when he eventually gets around to attacking Wanda...

Much to his horror -- Surprise!

RLJ

SURPRISE

(Harlem, New York City)

...What do you mean, "I didn't expect you to be a vampire killer!"

Get with it man... in the new millennium, women standing alone on a street corner, in the dark, might be dangerous!

But, as you now know, I'm not the victim you get to terrorize as you rip her throat from her neck!

To the contrary, how exquisite is the pain in your broken wrist... as I bite deep into your neck and suck out what is left of your soul?

WKS