Ah, ye be wantin' ta know where be my eye?
It be a simple tale...
THE TALE OF OLD ONE EYE SAL!
THE TALE OF OLD ONE EYE SAL
-- As told by the eldest daughter, Anne --
Scientists have concluded that Crows are one of the most intelligent animals on planet earth.
Their thinking skills, and reasoning abilities, are comparable to a seven year old human.
So when the rogue crow descended upon his drunken body and pecked out his left eye...
Was it acting like an animal that midnight... or, was it crafting evil like a petulant human child?