ON THE TRAIN TRACKS

The approaching train horn is blaring its warning!

The car on the track is stuck fast there.

The man inside is dillydallying as he tries to move the car.

Doesn't he know there is death... On The Train Tracks?

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ON THE TRAIN TRACKS

Alfred's sometimes reliable 1982 Chevy Malibu just stalled out again... this time on the train tracks!

Everybody in town has had his car stall out on these tracks one time, or the other.

How many people have died as a result of the huge gap between the tracks that traps car tires there?

If Alfred doesn't hurry the hell up and get out out of his car, he'll be the latest train crash victim! 

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