Six inches of snow fell in five hours.
Somebody has to shovel the show off the driveway.
You know it was not suppose to be you.
And now you are suffering a... Snow Attack!
The temp outside is a snowy 17 degrees and Ronald Martin was out there shoveling driveway snow.
One week ago, his doctor told him to NOT shovel any more snow because of his fucked-up heart!
Well, actually... his doctor did not actually use such harsh, base language during that appointment.
But Ronald, now lying on his back... in the snow... in the driveway... clutching his heart... wishes she had!