Don't go in the ocean!
The sharks are attacking and eating people!
Why in the hell are you allowing your kids to splash about the danger?
Silly people engaging in... An Ocean Of Risk Taking!
AN OCEAN OF RISK TAKING
The 9 foot long Bull Shark just ate the last of the Anchovies off this North Carolina beach.
It has no way of knowing that human meddling has depleted the food sources it feeds upon.
And so, as it cruises the warm waters just off the white sand shoreline, it notices an inviting food source.
Too bad for the cocky humans splashing in its ocean... what of an arm or a leg sacrificed to its hunger?