What in the hell is Solar Lentigo?
Oh, you'll eventually know what it is.
You're a young, cocky fuck right now...
With your pretty skin and your hot face and your big boobs and your bitchy ego!
But like every human being before you...
You'll take the hit to your ego, and your soul, when you finally come to terms with...
Whoever it was that invented the term Liver Spots was a prophetic bastard, indeed!
Liver Spots appear on the human body as advanced age begins to fuck one's cellular structures!
I don't want to die, goddamn it... especially because I do not believe in the horrors of god, or an afterlife!
Today, my first Liver Spot on my face... tomorrow, my first date with this bottle of skin lightener!