A human being...
All full of blood and life and warmth...
What does he know about being undead?
Myth and hyperbole can get you... eaten!
It is all about... What Some Humans Say!
WHAT SOME HUMANS SAY (AN EXCERPT)
...Some humans say that being a vampire is cheating death.
How so, I ask, as I scurry away from the sunlight like a rat running from a broom?
Few vampires actually asked to be turned into the undead.
Actually, most vampires are so angry because they ARE cursed with a fate worse than death!...