The alien came to America for reasons known only to itself.
In the present climate of North American citizen craziness,
There is absolutely no tolerance for them from out there.
And this is Texas, by God!
And, this is... How Texas Deals With An Illegal Alien!
The terrified alien from outer space was captured last night by the militarized officers from the SAPD.
22 strong, they pounced upon the alien's space craft and forcefully dragged its inhabitant out onto the green grass of the +Sonterra Blue Apartments.
They were violent and angry and forceful... and frightened the holy hell out of this being from beyond our sky.
As they dragged its limp, beaten body from the glowing space craft, they should have paid attention to the blinking red light of the thermonuclear self-destruct button it pushed during their attack!