Fucking Virginia scientists... and their germ and virus manipulation!
They screwed us all right up the ass!
The horror of what they did to that Peters woman...
And the subsequent death pox they rained down apon America.
Holy Shit... I guess The End Must Have A Beginning!
THE END MUST HAVE A BEGINNING (AN EXCERPT)
(The Consortium Lab, Reston, Virginia)
...You will continue to age, Jane Peters, for as long as your heart continues to beat.
The Consortium is offering you the opportunity to be the first human being to stop your aging process.
All 73 of our diverse specialist have concluded that once your heart is replicated you will become immortal.
Our synthesized Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis extract is ready for injetion into your brain... what could go wrong?...