Allen Orlando, the stiffness in your body is pretty profound.
You've been stretched across this bed for quite awhile, now.
And by the way,
When Does Sleep Become Death?
WHEN DOES SLEEP BECOME DEATH
Oh, it is a real horror show when you can’t fall asleep at 4:32 AM!
You there, lying coma-like in your bed, staring up into the darkness where the ceiling is...
Counting sheep and counting beer bottles... sleep does not come to you tonight!
The fact that you have been dead for three weeks does not make matters any better.