Sometimes, after a man dies, you have to kill him again!
If you don't kill him a second time there will be hell to pay!
So, be ready, with... A Stake For After The Funeral!
A STAKE FOR AFTER THE FUNERAL
Petra Alexandra cried hard and long as she sat on the first row pew.
Her husband of 30 years was lying in state on the high platform behind the preacher.
He was murdered 3 nights ago... dragged into a dark alley, his throat was ripped open and he was drained of his blood!
The funeral ended, all of the mourners left and Petra was left alone to... take the wooden stake and hammer out of her purse and drive it deep into her husband's cold heart!