The one thing that Teddy Arnold hates more than the sunlight is...
Ants On The Counter!
ANTS ON THE COUNTER (AN EXCERPT)
(Cedar Grove, North Carolina)
...Where did all of these ants on my kitchen counter come from?
The marble is clean and I don't know of any cracks behind the splash guard.
I didn't leave any food particles from last night on the counter, but... oh yea, now I remember.
The blood of my victim was warm and metallic and... sweet... and the ants know it as well as I do!...