Every man does not taste the same!
DEAD MAN'S MEALS
(Cottage Grove, Oregon)
You know, there one great thing about being an undead member of the vampire society!
I don't have to eat traditional food and I don't have to drink water... never hungry or thirsty!
But eat and drink I do have to do... blood meals... of which my twisted body has been turned to do!
I can't be poisoned, and disease can't infect me... and drug addicted blood always has that tingle that tickles my tongue as it goes down smoothly!