DEAD MAN'S MEALS

Every man does not taste the same!

RAL

DEAD MAN'S MEALS

(Cottage Grove, Oregon)

You know, there one great thing about being an undead member of the vampire society!

I don't have to eat traditional food and I don't have to drink water... never hungry or thirsty!

But eat and drink I do have to do... blood meals... of which my twisted body has been turned to do!

I can't be poisoned, and disease can't infect me... and drug addicted blood always has that tingle that tickles my tongue as it goes down smoothly!

RAL