No matter who,
Or what you are,
When comes the time to fix an ailment...
Times might suddenly become very surreal.
Case in point?
Enter... This Surgical Procedure!
THIS SURGICAL PROCEDURE
Tomorrow is the big day for me... I have to go to my friend, Dr. Arlene Melrose, for back surgery.
Arlene doesn't know it yet, but I am a 1,000 year old immortal who feels no pain... and who stopped aging at 25.
I have experienced it all, from crazy ancient Egypt to modern day wacky Georgia... I was even a captured slave for a few years!
She likes me... and has insisted on straightening my back, from a hundreds years old injury... and, even I don't know what she will find in me when she cuts me open!