ONCE IN A BLUE MOON TONIGHT

At certain times of the year, the food Ivan eats just seems to taste better.

Holiday food is always the best, right?

Different cultures have different holidays celebrated at different times of the year.

Who else could possibly anticipate food as holiday during the time of... 

Once In A Blue Moon Tonight?

IKR

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON TONIGHT

Ah, the memories of that late 2012 Blue Moon over of my home town in Slobozia, Romaina.

It t'was the 31s of August... and I remember how much I enjoyed the taste of the human blood that night.

I was so energized by the moon's increased power as potent magic rained down through the bright night.

I had always heard the food is so good in America, so I'm here now to taste it... Once In A Blue Moon Tonight!

IKR

A NIGHT HIJACKED

They think that night belongs to them.

But, we are long lived...

Much longer lived than them...

And we have all basked in the glory of that night long before they named it.

I, for one, want that night back because it it...

A Night Hijacked!

COO

A NIGHT HIJACKED

Tomorrow, don't you know, begins the season of dread for those entities inhabiting horror worlds.

This kind of dread is, in fact, is not fearful... it is actually feed and food for all horror creatures alike.

Every day closer to a high moon Halloween is one day closer to the awesome glowing night when...

Ghost and ghouls and creatures all converge out in the open to show the humans that this is their night, too!

COO

LOOKING FOR THE DIRT IN THE SAND (AN EXCERPT)

In a dark and bloody corner of the Horrorwalker World resided a place called...

Blood Plasma!

In this frightful local can be found bloody tales of creatures that feed upon...

Blood Plasma.

Here is an excerpt from one such tale from the horror pit that is...

Blood Plasma.

You will find Blood Plasma when you are...

Looking For The Dirt In The Sand!

RLJ

LOOKING FOR THE DIRT IN THE SAND  (AN EXCERPT)

...The evil was now transferred into my soul!

Murder was now the only ambition in my heart!

I went out back, found my hatchet, hacked off two oak branches and made my stakes!

My first task was to go back into my bedroom to say goodbye to my love!...

THE MOONLIGHT IN MY EYES

What is it that transforms me from man to... 

Something else feral and dangerous?

It is... The Moonlight In My Eyes.

WSM

THE MOONLIGHT IN MY EYES

I had never seen a silvery moon that high and bright and round and reflective in all of my 49 years.

It only takes a moon that is round and bright to make me forget my humanity as the hairs come in.

I'm a zombie moth fluttering too close to the brightest light it has ever seen... on fire the closer it gets.

And when the morning comes, and the sun goes down, that moon leaves me naked and drenched in... blood!

WSM

I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T WAKE UP

They say,
 "If you fall off your bed and hit the floor when you are dreaming of falling...
You will die from a heart attack."
What will happen to a man if he crashes when he is having Laar's Maxis' nightmare?
What will happen it a man screams... I'm Falling And I Can't Wake Up!

ONM

I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T WAKE UP

Laars Maxis awoke from his nightmare in a cold sweat with his heart beating like a drum.

In this nightly nightmare, he is steering his out of control car as it sped backward down an incline.
There is no why, there only is... and he is brakeless as he is speeding toward a million mile deep cliff.
He screams himself awake from the sheer terror of having no control... realizing, again, tomorrow the dream will be the same!

ONM

MARY'S PREGNANCY DIARY

Dianne Osmond has an extraordinary secret inside her mind.

She has an even more extraordinary secret growing in her womb.

Everybody, friends and relatives, knows she is pregnant.

But, if they knew her secrets they all would want to read...

Mary's Pregnancy Diary!

RLJ

MARY'S PREGNANCY DIARY

(Week 31, Day 24)

Well, diary... this morning I awoke still full of baby and expectant as hell.

The doctor told me yesterday that I am still all of seven months pregnant.

Sure, Diary, I told you two weeks ago that I would finally tell the doctor how I got pregnant...

But, how do I explain to her that I was impregnated by the restless spirit of my murdered husband?

DIO

THE HOMICIDAL DEAD (14)

The dead walk the earth as homicidal cannibals who eat the living!

The living have mostly been murdered and consumed.

I, Jason Allen Cranston, am alive.

My mission in life,

Before I am eventually cornered and bitten,

Is to find somebody else alive... anybody!

JAC

THE HOMICIDAL DEAD  (14)

Radio stations continue to broadcast as their automated systems keep the music alive.
To the contrary, TV stations have mostly gone static as the living dead have eaten all the broadcasters.
God only knows how much I miss live broadcast TV... my humanity actually was partially inside my TV.
As I stare at this TV screen... watching aimless zombies shamble before the channel 7 studio cameras... I feel more alone than ever!

JAC

POLITICALLY INCORRECT LIKE A DANGLING PARTICIPLE (AN EXCERPT)

Pete Nash is so fed up with the gun laws in this Horrorwalker World.

Guns have been the impetus for too many human deaths.

And now that bulletproof evil has risen from dark graves in numbers to murder humans...

A new weapon paradigm must be born to combat said evil.

These weapons are as... Politically Incorrect As A Dangling Participle!

PLN

POLITICALLY INCORRECT LIKE A DANGLING PARTICIPLE  (AN EXCERPT)

...Oh, it seems so right to blame the evil and not the instrument that delivered the evil.

Smart firearms hucksters know how to turn a phrase to make the guilty the victim.

How many children and adults must die as the vampires ravage and pillage the villages.

Guns are the dangling participle because they kill humans... we need our wood stakes sharpe and our silver nitrate pure!...

PLN

MIDNIGHT AT THE TEXAS BORDER

There is this line drawn in the sand between Texas and Mexico.

At night this line might as well be made of fresh razor blades!

Cross it if you dare, during... 

Midnight At The Texas Border!

PLS

MIDNIGHT AT THE TEXAS BORDER

A mother, her preteen daughter and her younger son are standing on the dusty other side of Texas.

They are looking directly at the five men who are looking directly at them from their dusty side of Texas.

All five men are ominous, threatening, frightening... and armed to the teeth with scary weapons.

And when one of the men raises his rifle and points it at them, the midnight horror begins in full!

PLS

HE DID WHAT TO A GIRL (AN EXCERPT)

For each man who punches a woman in the face...
And there is a televised video to prove the dastardly act...
How many other women around the world are beaten without an audience?
It makes you sick doesn't it,
When you hear... He Did What To A Girl?

SDD

HE DID WHAT TO A GIRL (AN EXCERPT)

...Only in the darkest, dankest, grimiest corner of a horror world does this kind of horror exist!

Even the most sulfurous male demons in the hottest pits in hell do not attack their counterpart females.

Why then have human males become so feral and raw that they openly punch and attack their women?

Men hell bent upon committing femicide... what the hell is going on in this world of horror of today?...

SDD

I MET YOU IN YOUR DREAM

Elmer Morgan saw her right where she was supposed to be...

Right there in the bread isle of the +Harris Teeter standing by the potato bread.

Everything that happened in the dream was happening right now.

And then, she turned to her left and looked up at him...

Recognizing him as pure horror and terror glazed over her eyes!

She knew, right there and there, that Elmer would proclaim to her...

I Met You In Your Dream!

EMM

I MET YOU IN YOUR DREAM

Hello Miss, remember me from the sweet nothings of last night... as you slept comfortably in your bed?

Ah yes, I do look familiar to you, don't I... last night you dreamt of you and me as long time friends.

More than friends, yes... I see it in your eyes... the fear in you of me is horror... but you know it is not.

I am not afraid of what cannot possible be, but is... you are meant to be my lover... even through the fear in your heart!

EMM

BANGING AGAIN (AN EXCERPT)

Tammy Mallory has determined that a malevolent ghostly force infects her house.

It is trying to drive her away by frustrating her with noises, most irritating.

The noises are concentrated in one place in the house.

And tonight, Tammy has had enough of the...

Banging Again!

MAI

BANGING AGAIN  (AN EXCERPT)

There goes that obnoxious banging again coming from the back of the house.

As usual, it originates from somewhere in the vicinity of the inside, or the outside, of the back door.

Tammy has endured this ghostly torture of noise and mystery for six months, now.

And tonight, she has made a decision... "I'm done with this ghost noise shit! I'm not leaving, you are!"

MAI

A SEVEN DAY ITCH

There are intense, 

And torturous, 

t\Things that might be more horrible than death itself.

Let us begin with... A Seven Day Itch!

LMB

A SEVEN DAY ITCH

The intense itching and the inflamed skin has been torturing Lorraine Banks for seven straight days!

She finally drove herself to the doctor to find out what is going on just above her right elbow.

Dr. Simms diagnosed Lorraine with Plaque Psoriasis... and praised her for not scratching the area.

Real horror might be when your own body rebels against itself, manifesting in... a seven day itch!

LMB

AARON JONES AND THE HAUNTED HOUSE TRAP (AN EXCERPT)

Got a haunted house you need accessed for its haunted quotient?

Here is the explorer of the paranormal for you to meet...

Aaron Jones, Haunted House Sitter!

For your perusal,

Presented as a prime example of what Aaron does...

Aaron Jones And The Haunted House Trap!

SOJ

AARON JONES AND THE HAUNTED HOUSE TRAP  (AN EXCERPT)

...The paintings on the walls were photo realistic and they literally pulled Aaron Jones into their realism.

Aaron felt like he was actually staring out a glass-less window of this one... looking into a field of corn and scarecrows.

The dark clouds above slowly drifted, the warm breeze below slowly shifted, the evening insects fluttered...

If this was what it was like to walk the halls of this "so called" haunted house, this would be a long fright-less night, indeed!...

SOJ

MILO SEES IN ULTRAVIOLET

I would die for my best friend Milo.

And he would surely do the same for me.

Where would I be today, if not for him?

Thank the gods above that... Milo Sees In Ultraviolet!

TAL

MILO SEES IN ULTRAVIOLET 

Oh, what a horror it must be for my best friend Milo to be that... my best friend.

I have a sickness inside me that is incurable... the doctors tell me I have one year to live.

 Milo knows that death lives inside me... he smell it every time he sniffs me, before he cries.

We've spent six years together, Milo and me... my best friend... he'll warn me the day our friendship ends.

TAL

WHO IS TO BLAME WHEN A MANIAC MURDERS THE INNOCENT

Another incident of a deranged man with a gun killing innocent people on American soil.

This I ask...

Who Is To Blame When A Maniac Murders The Innocent?

RLJ

WHO IS TO BLAME WHEN A MANIAC MURDERS THE INNOCENT 

What constitutes a human monster in the land of 50 states of horror?

A gun in the hands of a human monster constitutes a man of true horror in 50 states!

Is it the man of horror with the gun in his hands, shooting them dead, who is the real monster?

Or, are the men and women who provided the man of horror the gun the REAL monster in these 50 states of horror?

RLJ

A POLITICAL BLOODBATH

You really want one of these men to have control of your America?

How are they going to get along with world leaders?

They can't even get along with each other!

This is... A Political Bloodbath!

RLJ

A POLITICAL BLOODBATH  (AN EXCERPT)

...The greatest horror show on the planet earth today is American politics in the years toward 2016!

It is the lies, the back stabbing, the obscene wasted money and the brain damaged candidates.

It is the wasted time, the wasted opportunities, the war mongering and the ever present racism.

It will be all good when their blood and guts and gore flows down the gutters of their derision....

RLJ

SIX INCHES ABOVE ROBERT'S NOSE

Attempted murder...

Over $3,000!

What a way to kill a man...

With river water roaring Six Inches Above Robert's Nose!

DEE

SIX INCHES ABOVE ROBERT'S NOSE

Ah, the ingenuity created by the desperate human mind is second only to a smarter human mind.

Mark Anderson's feet are bound together at the ankles by a heavy chain attached to a heavy weight.

He has been thrown into the cold James River to drown... the criminal reasons are tertiary right now.

A river reed has saved him, so far... but the river is rising and he better find a way to break that padlock!

DEE

HELL ON EARTH SEASON

Why is the destruction so much worse there, than here?

Or, why is the terror and the distress so bad over here this time?

Be the forces driven by god or nature...

Horror is... Hell On Earth Season!

RLJ

HELL ON EARTH SEASON

You might call it a cyclone!

Someone else might call it a typhoon!

A third person might describe it as a hurricane!

One thing we can all call it, no matter where you live... Hell On Earth!

RLJ

THE HOMICIDAL DEAD (13)

The dead walk the earth as homicidal cannibals who eat the living!

The living have mostly been murdered and consumed.

I, Jason Allen Cranston, am alive.

My mission in life,

Before I am eventually cornered and bitten,

Is to find somebody else alive... anybody!

JAC

THE HOMICIDAL DEAD  (13)

I awoke this morning screaming like a little girl frightened by a fake zombie in a fake haunted house!

In my dream, I was being razed by a hoard of faceless zombies... their invisible mouths bloody and foamy!

I could feel their obscene infection spreading from their mouths to my screaming brain... as they ate it!

Who can sleep through that horror... or, them banging on the outside of my tenuous shelter throughout the night!

JAC

WHITE FLOWERS (AN EXCERPT)

Everybody has their secrets.

Some secrets are of the bad kind.

Other secrets are of the good kind.

Tex Bartlow definitely has the good kind...

To put an axe to the bad kind.

SKK

WHITE FLOWERS  (AN EXCERPT)

Tex Bartlowe is one hell of a forensic detective.

His reputation proceeds him by miles... need to find the solution, he is your policeman.

His speciality is locating the decaying bodies of the murdered that are hidden by burial in the dirt.

The secret to his success -- always look for the white flowers -- is tucked away inside his hound dog mind!

SKK

I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, BUT I DIDN'T (AN EXCERPT)

The beautiful slave women automatically demand the highest fee.
They are relegated to mostly house duties.
They clean the Master's house!
They serve the Master's wife!
They raise the Master's children!
And, they take the Master's rape in fear of a horrible consequence if they refuse!
Give a shit about what a slave thinks?
Even if that slave thinks... I Could Have Killed You In Your Sleep, But I didn't!

RLJ

I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, BUT I DIDN'T  (AN EXCERPT)

May 19th, 1827

Charleston, South Carolina

...Tonight I sneaked out of my bed chamber and walked down the hall to my new Master's kitchen.

Because he raped me again last night, I was mad as a hornet and wanted revenge against his soul.

I held the razor sharp meat cleaver in my scarred hands... feeling the powerful need to murder.

But I put it back... I've lived this slave rape horror for years... bore two bastard girls... but, the horror must end!...

SLJ

STOPPING THE COOLING PROCESS

Sometimes I want to save my meal to eat it at a later time.
My meal spoils the warmer it gets.
Cooling it makes it slowly spoil, too.
It was a chemical that saved my hunger process.
It... Stopped The Cooling Process!

LSM

STOPPING THE COOLING PROCESS

Sometimes I have to store my food because I can never afford to be caught eating in public.

It spoils so quickly as it cools... blood coagulated in the vesicles making it so difficult to suck out.

The night I found +Rivaroxaban in the pocket of doctor I ate was the night the paradigm of my hunger changed.
Thinned blood is the answer to my hunger... and the tangy spice of that chemical on my tongue is food heaven!

LSM

NINETY FIVE POUNDS OF POWER

Score one exclamation point for woman power!

There is a murderous psychopath who attacked the wrong woman.

She has a dark basement, chains and whips,

Her very own kinky torture chair...

And now she has finally found a man to use all that gear on.

She is raw, she is visceral, she is a 5th degree black belt in Jiu-Jitsu,

And she is going to beat this piece of trash to death with her...

Ninety Five Pounds Of Power!

DFE

NINETY FIVE POUNDS OF POWER

Emily Paxton is still laughing to herself at what happened to her on the bike path three nights ago.

She joggs that path five night a week... and last night an evil man decided to attack her during her run.

He leapt from behind a big shrub, but he didn't know who he was messing with... he now wishes HE were dead!

Now, chained to a chair in her basement, the broken "Parkside Serial Killer" is taking one goddamn hell of a daily beating!

DFE

THE ASSHOLE STANDING OVER MY DEAD BODY (AN EXCERPT)

You better know what a man is before you murder him!

He might come back from death as what he really is.

Then YOU might be swearing that HE is...

The Asshole Standing Over My Dead Body!

LBS

THE ASSHOLE STANDING OVER MY DEAD BODY  (AN EXCERPT)

...Look at this stupid dick... standing over my bullet riddled body... gloating at shooting me in the back!

Enjoy your moment of twisted evil, you bastard... you don't know me... a stranger killing another stranger.

The caveat to this assassination attempt by you is this... you were set-up to take one hell of a revenge fall.

My spirit will return to my body in a fortnight... and then I'll come back to murder you and your client!...

LBS

WHO CAN YOU TRUST WHERE EVERYBODY HAS A GUN

Ah, the lies told when politics are involved.

They suck you in,

Then they blow you out,

And your life will never be the same when you're second guessing...

Who Can You Trust Where Everybody Has A Gun!

SBH

WHO CAN YOU TRUST WHERE EVERYBODY HAS A GUN

Allen Harvey never wanted to work this fucking Afghanistan job in the first place.

Just because you work for the federal government doesn't mean shit, if you're miserable!

He was duped into believing he would work a high level pay grade computer engineer job in Crystal City.

How did he end up in this goddamn hell hole... sitting in the dusty dark... gun to his head by the people he was told to help?

SBH

EVIL TAKES A BACKSEAT FOR TONIGHT

(Congratulations,

And total respect, 

To the USA Soccer Team! 

Good job, ladies!)

----------------------------------------------

Sweet sports can cure every ill.

And it is a beautiful orchid when it is the women who are the winners.

Their beautiful vibe is so uplifting that even...

Evil Takes A Backseat For Tonight!

SSM

EVIL TAKES A BACKSEAT FOR TONIGHT

The evil ones wanted to go out into the night to do their usual bad things.

But the TV was on when they were preparing to spoil someone's night.

The women's world cup championship was starting... and even evil has a sense of patriotism.

The evil ones were so spent celebrating the USA win, they decided... evil can wait until tomorrow night!

SSM

THE DARK SECRETS INSIDE JODIE'S HEAD (AN EXCERPT)

Jodie-Marie has dreadfully dark secrets inside of her.

She just turned 21 years old two weeks ago.

With that birthday came something monstrously twilight evil.

Suppressed memories just clawed their way from the protective mud in her mind.

She now remembers... The Dark Secrets Inside Jodie's Head!

PFL

THE DARK SECRETS INSIDE JODIE'S HEAD  (AN EXCERPT)

...Sweet, sweet Jodie-Marie... all sugar, smiles, saccharine tunes and eye batting allure.

All men want her stacked body, but none have had her... except, for the one who rules her nightmares.

He has raped her and pillaged her and abused her inside and out... ever since she was a young child.

She masks her derision well... unfortunately, someone innocent will pay for the horror one day soon!...

PFL

WE CELEBRATE OUR WAY

Who doesn't like a good Summer celebration?

Wine, meat, French fries and Summer heat!

We love a Summer celebration!

But, we eat that which humans usually never consume.

So we... WE CELEBRATE OUR WAY!

DDR

  

WE CELEBRATE OUR WAY 

We are all so very hungry.

We all put off our nightly hunted meal to wait until tomorrow night.

We want to be a part of the 4th of July festivals, too... except we celebrate in the moonlight darkness.

We like our hot dogs, and and our hamburgers, stuffed with sweet human blood... Happy 4th Of July!

DDR

INSTINCTS UNEXPLAINED

Larry Levine has quite a story to tell.

It is a short tale of how he saved himself from a frightful danger.

He still doesn't quite know what the hell happened.

But, there is a lot to speculate about... Instincts Unexplained!

  

LPL

INSTINCTS UNEXPLAINED 

I awoke in the 3:00 AM hour... eyes wide open... staring straight up toward my dark ceiling.

Something primal inside my brain pulled me from dreams to confront something very real.

I flipped on the lamp switch to my right to see... a black widow spider dangling 2 feet above my face.

WTF... and thank you instincts... something saved me... but, what is going to save this spider?

LPL

GOOD FOR NOTHING ADULTS

The last known adult died at 8:00 PM on 3-12-2212!

He was only 22 years old and he was very sick from the Age Forward Disease.

And now, Emma Mansion... all 12 years old of her... is the oldest kid of 30 more.

The next oldest to her is 10 years old and the youngest kid is 3 years old.

And her thoughts are profound, like... How do I keep order around here?

They have plenty of food.

They have plenty of shelter.

The electricity is still on.

And she remembers all the lessons of survival Jason taught her before he died.

"Goddamn it!" She swore. "Why did he have to die like all the other... Good For Nothing Adults!

EMM

GOOD FOR NOTHING ADULTS

I remember that old Star Trek episode where all the adults on this planet died from an aging illness and the kids took over.

A search party of adults from the Enterprise beamed down to the surface where they contracted the deadly illness.

I loved that episode... there is so much more to it... just like all of the adults dying off on earth, for real.

Except, we kids have no special powers, unfortunately, and so... who will work the machines when the adults are all dead?

EMM