LIFE AS TOLD TO ME BY THE DRUG COMPANY COMMERCIALS

The hubris of the ownership of the drug companies of the world borders on pathological!
 They actually appear to control many of our lives through the televisions in our homes.
And when they begin to control our sex lives...
Holy crap, the horror, the horror...
Then our existence becomes:
Life As Told To Me By The Drug Company Commercial!

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LIFE AS TOLD TO ME BY THE DRUG COMPANY COMMERCIALS

(Herndon, Virginia)

According to the commercials, like the ones about Viagra, I have to ask my MD if my 49 year old heart is strong enough for sex!

Are you kidding me... if my heart explodes during sex, that means god just told me it's time to "Check out of life, you sorry bastard!"

What goddamn nerve these pharmacology companies have in frightening me into believing that a woman will kill me if she sleeps with me!
I mean, goddamn it... why not just tell me that I have to choke on your pills before I yell at my TV as I obsess over tonight's NFL heart stopper!

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