Oh my god, no he didn't!
On Easter eve...
Would he have the balls to dare to go there?
If you believe the bible is the most harmful piece of horror fiction ever written...
You go to this place!
So now, Digest This Cracked Easter Tale, True Believes!
DIGEST THIS CRACKED EASTER TALE, TRUE BELIEVERS
Do you believe werewolves walk the earth... do you believe vampires stalk the darkest night?
Do you believe zombies rise from the dead to feed upon human flesh... do you believe in ghosts?
Do you believe in a god being whose son was murdered, arose from the dead and walked among men again?
Then you, horror disciple, believe in the most impossible horror caveat ever recorded in print... the horror tale of the very first zombie, named Jesus Christ!