I DO THE HAUNTING AROUND HERE

It is just about time for Demetria Anderson to head out into the night.
She is dressed to kill... and kill she will.
But right now she has a dilemma to deal with.
The problem is downstairs.
And, it has prompted her to declare... I Do The Haunting Around Here!

 DSA

I DO THE HAUNTING AROUND HERE

(Iowa City, Iowa)

Who's that weeping in my downstairs room at this, the midnight hour?

It's now the the witching hour, I live alone, and someone is in my downstairs reading den.

I turned off the radio, and the TV, and I never leave them on... so, what is that sound?

I was told this house was haunted before I purchased it, but I'm the undead vampire here... I do the haunting around here!

DSA