In the dark!
In the middle of the night!
In my bedroom!
Where I believe I am untouchable!
Ah, but shock and surprise...
In the middle of the night!
It happens!
Here is a reason Why A Grown Man Calls His Mommy!
WKL
WHY A GROWN MAN CALLS HIS MOMMY
(Boulder, Colorado)
Well mom, as you know, your son Walter here never really been afraid of spiders.
But last night, when I awoke at midnight, and I discovered that something was on my forehead?
Holy Crap, mom... I shot out of the bed and clawed at my face so hard I almost knocked myself out.
Well, I'll let you go back to sleep now... I always need my mommy... even at 34 years old... as I hold this can of RAID in my shaky right hand!
WKL
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