I'm Zephyr Young... and I have a tale of monster horror to tell.
They whisper all night long.
What they are, I don't know.
But, they are horrible monsters, all loud and bloody.
And they fight... Under My Bed As I Sleep!
UNDER MY BED AS I SLEEP
The otherworldly creatures whispering and thumping under my bed are a rowdy bunch tonight.
I have never understood a single word they say with that garbled monster language.
What I do understand is the violence they perpetrate upon each other from night to night.
I'm really getting tired of cleaning up their bile and their gore and their blood every morning when I awaken from my fitful sleep!